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Friday, February 7th, 2003
9:30 PM
What is Biggsmas 27?
The 27th Biggsmas.
What is Biggsmas?
The celebration of the birth of Biggs. It occurs on the 3rd of February, as it has every year since 1976, the occurence of Biggsmas 0.
What is a "Biggs," and how can I acquire one for my home or office?
Biggs is what Aaron C. Smith is sometimes called, because he is so big. Sadly, he is too big to fit in your home or office, so you will have to enjoy him at the Biggsmas.
Why am I getting this invitation? Who are you?
At some point in the last 27 years you have crossed paths with Aaron C. Smith and he finds you to be a fabulous person. You also know this to be true, and thus will make every effort to attend.