from Ignatius J. Rausch…The Fattest Kid In The World!

On the first day of the first grade in the first hour of the first recess, Ignatius J. Rausch made his first friend.

Ronald Whye was a quiet person. He was also the skinniest kid in the world. He would occasionally become trapped in the space between the blackboard and the wall, which usually required a call to the fire department.